We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as
it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an
element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her
and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
More routine...
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and
brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes - after getting the
man another beer.
Important again:
(10) THE MAN IS COMPLIMENTED ON THE EXCELLENT MEAL.
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as
it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an
element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her
and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
More routine...
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and
brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes - after getting the
man another beer.
Important again:
(10) THE MAN IS COMPLIMENTED ON THE EXCELLENT MEAL.
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